TootInstall

TootInstall Concept

Status of this Memo

This memo defines a conceptual protocol for software build and install scripts for varying platforms published via Fediverse (ActivityPub i.e Mastodon, et al) posts.

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Wholesome Errors

Your Friendly Error Code Index Inspirational instructions for dealing with unhelpful error codes

ERROR -41: Failure!

Wouldn’t it be great if there was something to tell you what to do about this error?! Wouldn’t it be great if it said

ERROR -41: Sit by a lake

instead?

Gemini.css

Gemini.css is an almost classless CSS style for making Gemini-like HTML pages.

For a Gemini.css demonstration, go to geminicss.paulwilde.uk.

Nemini

'/nɛmɪnaɪ/' Nem-in-eye

A simple Gemini server

Nemini is a simple Gemini server with static file serving, virtual host and alias support. "Simple" in the way it is, hopefully, simple to configure and use with minimal knowledge of web servers in general.

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AI Search

This is a story all about how
Your query got twist-turned upside down
And I'd like to show an answer just sit right there
It might not be fully accurate but I don't care

Why I have turned off my BirdsiteLIVE instance

Hello. How are you? I am fine.

You may know me from a few places, but likely on the Fediverse as the person that maintains a BirdsiteLIVE instance with the url birdsite.wilde.cloud.

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SQL Haiku

SELECT haiku FROM
tableHaikus WHERE LEFT(name,
3) LIKE 'SQL';

Fortieth

'Twas the morning after the fortieth
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except the one making the coffee and Alkaseltzer

'Twas the morning after the morning after the fortieth
And all through the house
The creatures were starting to stir but generally still uncomfortable and underperforming

'Twas the morning after the morning after the morning after the fortieth
And all through the house
The creatures were stirring
Even the mouse!
It scurried up the staircase
Squeaking the old well known phrase
"Warning! Duration of hangover is proportionate to age!"

wm_tools

A selection of information output tools for dmenu

These are a selection of independant tools for displaying various information about system status in dmenu. Some of them i.e. volume have options (up, down, mute...) which are selectable options in dmenu.

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thisisnotmy.email

I run the thisisnotmy.email email service.

What's it all about?

Don’t you hate it when people, businesses, random telephone callers, etc. ask you for your email address out of the blue under the ruse of “providing you a better service”? It's early days but I'm hoping to be able to offer something for people to use eventually.

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